Independent. Cold-blooded.
Entirely made up.

We cover the day-to-day concerns of the reptilian establishment: housing costs, difficult colleagues, disappointing holidays, and the administrative burden of supposedly controlling everything.

Some stories take place entirely in our fictional world. Others look at real news from an absurd reptilian perspective. If there is a real-world event behind a story, you will find a clearly labeled source note and a link to the original reporting at the end.

The bit, on the record

This is satire. Our reptiles, reporters, interviews, organizations, and quotations are fictional. Nothing here is evidence of a secret reptilian government. The conspiracy premise is the joke.

Our illustrations are AI-generated. The original magazine covers date to April 2025; the newspaper began in October 2026. You can visit the archive to see where it started.

Made by a surface-dweller

Lizardpeople Today is a creative project by Kevin Spahn, part of the SpahnDigital family of independent projects.

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