FROM THE ARCHIVES · APRIL 2025

Before the newspaper.

Two imaginary magazine covers. An impeccably dressed couple. One very relaxed windsurfer. The first sightings of Lizardpeople Today.

April 2025 Lizardpeople Today cover: a reptilian couple in formal clothes, with stories on human suits, spas, and conspiracy theories

The society issue

Dress for the species you want. Our original couple made the case for formalwear, careful blending, and a very good tailor.

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April 2025 Lizardpeople Today cover: a lizardman in orange shorts windsurfing beside an orange sail on blue water

The leisure issue

Global domination can wait until Monday. An early dispatch from the very well-rested end of the reptilian establishment.

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Created with ChatGPT on April 2, 2025. These original AI-generated covers are preserved as they appeared, including their wonderfully improbable cover lines.